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Water for Elephants

*** Out of ****

I love carnivals.  More particularly, I love media about carnivals.  If it has a carnival or circus in it, I will give it at least a shot.  From La Strada (Fellini) to Sawdust and Tinsel (Bergman), to Freaks (Browning)and Vampire Circus (It’s a Hammer film…long story), I will always give it a shot.  The traveling carnival is what kept me watching the fifth season of Heroes (such a shame, it started so well) and don’t get me started on HBO’s Carnivale (damn you HBO execs.)  Water for Elephants was intriguing to me on many levels.  I had read part of the book and found it engaging and well done, unfortunately I was in college at the time and was reading bits and pieces of it in between finals and papers.  It concerns the life of Jacob, who upon learning of his parent’s death hitches up with a traveling circus as their vet.  There he falls in love with the star performer and clashes with her mentally ill abusive, yet frighteningly charming husband, who runs the carnival (a departure from the book, where the abusive owner and mentally Ill, and also abusive, husband are separate characters.)

The film is not without its flaws, it feels a bit slow at times, and the characters, despite the three main leads, seem like they could be really great and memorable, yet are pretty much regulated to living scenery status.  However, lush sets, fantastic costumes, and some beautiful bits of camera work do create a visual richness that I loved.  Now, as for those three leads; Robert Pattinson plays Jacob and while I will never be one who finds merit in the Twilight franchise, he seems to be a very solid actor with some very good nuances and notes to his craft.  (I feel the same way about his Twilight costar Kristen Stewart, who was very good as Joan Jett.  It is perhaps the sparkly teen vamp films themselves that are terrible, and not so much the fault of the performers.) So R-Patz, as he is annoyingly referred to in the tabloids, proves himself to be a very capable actor sans sparkles.  Reese Witherspoon plays Marlena, the ingénue, and she plays it the way Witherspoon always plays her characters; old fashioned Hollywood glamour, poise, sophistication and perfect nuance.  I love Reese Witherspoon, I always have, and I feel she is the rare actress who is both a fine thespian and great talent, as well as being everything that is Hollywood glamour.  Finally, the gem, the joy and the insidiously charming experience that is Christoph Waltz.   You remember him, right? Who could forget him? He was the one you knew was winning best supporting actor at that year’s Oscars before the opening credits had rolled for Inglorious Basterds. He may never get the chance to play a good guy here in the sates, but do we want him to?  Watching him in this film is a treat, and even if the rest of the film needed some work, His chemistry and interaction between the two other leads more than makes up for it.  His character is charming, affable and utterly despicable, yet at the same time it is completely different from Hans Landa.  I saw this because comparisons are definitely going to be made, and I feel they are unjust.   Despite the fact that Landa was a Nazi, you still liked him; you liked watching him and laughed with him as he moved the pieces around.  Auguste is not like that, his charm is a mask, and his true self, which manifests itself in a difficult scene, is loathsome.  You want something bad to happen to him, you hate him and everything about him, and you wait with baited breath for him to meet a messy end.  I would have made the climax bigger, or less abrupt.  I would have kept Holbrook’s voice as the narrator rather than the strange transition. I would have expanded the circus and made it a character in and of itself. All in all, without the strong cast and unique setting, Water for Elephants could have been boring and dry.  Even with the positives it almost falls into that trap.  However Waltz, Witherspoon, Pattinson, and a nice framing device with Hal Holbrook, do create a nice little package.

 

 Dir: Samuel Bayer. 

Star:  Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Thomas Dekker

                 So a lot of people are complaining about the latest horror remake to come out.  However, I find their complaining odd, because almost everything I liked about the film are the things that other critics disliked a lot, but more on that in a bit, first, the specs.  A Nightmare on Elm Street, for those who missed it the first eight times around, is the story of a group of children in Springwood Ohio, (yes, Ohio, which apparently is about a five minute walk from Venice Beach in the original, Palm trees Wes, really, like we didn’t notice) who are menaced in their dreams by the horrifically scarred and blade handed horror icon Freddy Krueger.  If Freddy kills you in the dream, you die in real life.  This simple premise has spawned 7 sequels of varying quality (1 awesome, 2 awful, 3 great, 4 good, 5 good, 6 abysmal, 7 really good, 8 (the vs. film) hysterical) a television series, toys, games, costumes and now the latest reiteration, a big budget remake helmed by music video director Samuel Bayer and produced by, (cue sigh) Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes. 

                The first film is one of my favorites, and as any other horror junkie will tell you, Krueger is by far one of the best things to ever come out of our genre.  His iconic red and green sweater, bladed glove, beat up fedora and burned visage has been haunting the nightmares of cinema goers for 26 years.  And while I love Robert Englund, even he admitted I was time for new Freddy.  So we get Jackie Earle Haley, who apparently decided he didn’t want to languish in B movie obscurity anymore about five years ago and exploded on to the big budget scene with a fury and talent that literally blew the mind of everyone who witnessed it.  I’m sure those close to him know the talent in this unsung teen performer, but the rest of the world had no idea that the kid from the bad news bears might be one the best character actors, and one of the most unsettling ones, in the world.  Let’s take a moment to consider him.  Little Children, while not being the lightest hearted time I’ve ever spent watching a film, was an intense and truly disquieting piece of work, and Haley nailed his performance so much that I don’t ever see the need to watch the film again, not if I want to sleep anyway.  Then there was Watchmen.  Say what you will about the film, (I love it more and more with each viewing, but I’m not Alan Moore, so it’s okay) but if you didn’t hear Haley’s voice in your head before, you defiantly do now.  He was unarguably the best and most on target part of the film. 

Now when I heard they were remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street, (hereafter referred to as ANOES), I groaned, I shuddered, I railed at the heavens and demanded justice.  Then Haley was cast, and for a moment, I thought, good god, it might be good.  Then the first trailer….okay, then the second trailer and the anger flared up again, a possibly innocent Freddy! No never, I will not feel pity for a child murderer, it will not happen.  Well, SPOILER ALERT, not only was he guilty, (and how!) but he is closer to the truly horrible individual that Wes Craven had originally wanted.  Yes, an evil child murderer is one of the worst things in the world, but what might be worse….keep thinking…..the uncomfortable feeling in the pit of your stomach is the word pedophile, and that is what Freddy Krueger was supposed to be.  However, when the film was in production, there was a lot of publicity surrounding child abuse scandal, especially in preschools.  Because of this, Freddy was turned into just a killer, which, while horrible, is not as brutally offensive to people as molestation.  Not wanting to be accused of exploited the horrors of child abuse (and who can blame him); Craven compromised his vision and allowed the character a little more levity.  This is turn allowed the character to become the sadistic but jokey prankster he later became.  Let me tell you, Haley cracks a few one liners, but at the end of the day, child rape jokes are never funny, and that’s what you get.  My point is, if you want to laugh at Krueger, watch Dream Warriors.  If you want to see why the idea of Freddy Krueger was so originally terrifying, watch Haley channel an unsettling combination of Rorschach and Ronald James McGorvey into a great reinterpretation of Cravens original idea.  My point is that while Englund will always be Freddy, he is fun character, terrifying yet amusing, and a character you could almost root for as slices and dices the teens of Elm Street in weird and sometime silly ways.  Haley’s Krueger is never going to be that character, and I wouldn’t want him to try. 

Now many critics have complained about this fact, but I say no, why would I want Haley to try and duplicate Englund’s performance? I want a new Freddy, I want to see something different, and I felt I really did, so bravo to Haley if nothing else.

Sure the acting is a bit heavy handed from the younger cast, but let’s face it, so as the acting in the original (I’m looking at you Depp,) and as for the excessive jump cuts, eh…it’s a horror movie, not a suspense thriller, not a torture porn gore fest, it’s a horror movie, and a slasher at that.  I want jump cuts, I want blood, I expect over acting, and I enjoy every minute of it.  And as far as comparison and I know I’m risking the ire of the horror elite here, but I like the climax of this one much better, (not the conclusion mind you, I was hoping to see the striped rag top.)  The original is a classic, and will always be one of my favorites, but the climax is a bit like a precursor to Home Alone.  I enjoyed the secret room, and while I didn’t buy for a second the red herring plot device in the third act (innocent Freddy, come on, you didn’t really buy that did you) I understood it for the purposes of the narrative. 

In fact, the more and more I think about it, the more I am please with the remake, and I hope we see more of ANOES 2.0.  Samuel Bayer is a visually impressive director, who took his cues from Craven’s earlier film with a deft combination of homage and innovation.  I wish Michael Bay would stick to the financial aspects of the film, (we know who put that explosion in the film, it didn’t have to be there and it’s like a god damn signature at this point) but I’ll take what I can get.

Final Verdict, while the original is still a classic, I felt ANOES was a capable and enjoyable horror film, with enough homage and reverence for the original to make me smile, and enough new angles to make me enjoy it on its own.  So for better or for worse, I’m going to take the leap and give it a three out of four…..better lock your door

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

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